Robert Kraft Claims Vladimir Putin Gank’d His Super Bowl Ring
When Vladimir Putin isn’t busy putting out fires from a helicopter, doing Judo, or tagging tigers and polar bears in Mother Russia, apparently he keeps busy by jacking very expensive jewelry. According...
View ArticleBreak Bread: Chad Johnson Going Broke Paying Baby Mamas
Chad Johnson is yet another professional athlete going broke. According to TMZ, his biggest expense is $16,525 a month in child support to his baby mamas. Johnson’s life may really be in “shambles,” as...
View ArticleRay Lewis, Is That You?! Aaron Hernandez Tied In With Possible Murder Case
First of all, it was not my intention to start off my time here at the JC with several Patriots posts. I am NOT a Pats fan…I am in fact a Chargers fan (go ahead, I’ll wait while you tell me what an...
View ArticleGIF of Every Shot LeBron Made in Game 7 of NBA Finals
Here is an awesome GIF of very good basketball player (I refuse to say GOAT. I’m sorry.) LeBron James and every shot he made in Game 7. Enjoy. Follow @twitter Shannon is a knowledgeable sports fan that...
View ArticleDO NOT Ask Scottie Pippen For An Autograph. He Will Go HAM On Your Face.
This is a JerseyChaser Public Service Announcement: If you happen upon Chicago Bulls legend Scottie Pippen, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT ask for his autograph. Pippen was questioned by police today for an...
View ArticleDwight Thought He Could Run KOBE Out of LA?
Now that Dwight Howard has signed with Houston, some reports of his negotiations with the Lakers are starting to leak. The most interesting is the report that Howard seemed to think he could get the...
View ArticleTexans JJ Watt Proves That White Man CAN Jump
You guys, JJ Watt is a monster. Although I can’t verify the height of this stack of boxes, according to several media reports, this video shows JJ (all 290 lbs of him) nailing a 59.5 inch vertical...
View ArticleThe NFL’s Celebration Penalties: Over the Line?
According to NBC Sports, this season the NFL will start punishing players for spinning the ball after a touchdown with 15-yard penalties. Although “taunting” penalties are nothing new, the officials...
View ArticleSan Francisco Batkid is Literally the Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen, Ever
Little Miles Scott asked to be Batman for the day, and the city of San Francisco and Make-a-Wish Foundation made it happen in a BIG way. After rescuing a damsel in distress on the train tracks, and...
View ArticleChargers Fans Clown Eli Manning Hard With “ShEli” Fat Head
Some days it really, really hard to be a Chargers fan. I love the Bolts, I do..but it’s been a rough couple of years. HOWEVA, yesterday was awesome and thanks to a few clever fans looking to troll...
View ArticleThe NFL’s New Super Bowl Rules Are Insane
Well, in case you were still holding out hope that the Super Bowl is anything more than a corporate money grab, let me go ahead and smother that little voice out for ya. At the Super Bowl this year,...
View ArticleSpotted: Shannon in Spin Class With Troy Aikman on NFL on FOX
Hey y’all. So, I was on NFL on FOX today. Troy Aikman and I spin at the same studio, and on Saturday a film crew came in to film him. I had no clue what was happening or that Aikman was in front of me,...
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